he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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