On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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