perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
YAS. BRING CRAB.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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