we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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