Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Randomize
