how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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