singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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