i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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