Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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