her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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