Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize
