he wants to bone in the snuggie
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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