Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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