but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Mom said you looked used
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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