I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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