i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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