I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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