we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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