he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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