it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
