Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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