They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I believe in your delicious
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Randomize
