dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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