so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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