I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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