After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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