i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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