so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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