Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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