He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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