I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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