im drinking this country out of the recession.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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