well I can't set my house on fire every night
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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