He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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