You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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