I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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