I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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