I skipped work to stalk him.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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