Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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