hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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