Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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