I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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