I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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