in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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