My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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