yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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