I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Found your dick twin last night
the night ended with taco bell and tears
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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