Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
the liver wants what the liver wants
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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