Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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