We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
