Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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