He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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