I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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