You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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