dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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