How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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